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Humans of Middle School: Stevie

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“I was just chilling on her lap when I realised something terrible - I need to pee. Obviously, I am a guinea pig. Holding in a pee is practically impossible. I could feel it building in my bladder and I knew I had to get away. I had two options; pee on her pants or pee on the sofa. Deciding that the sofa was the safer option, I leapt off of her lap, letting out the pee mid-air. As I landed, the last of it dribbled out. The silence was loud as she stood up slowly, towering over me. I sheepishly moved my back foot out of the wet patch that was sinking into the sofa. She seized me, carrying me back to my home. That’s when the second disaster occurred - I need to poo…”

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